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When a guy has a female friend whom he buys things for, takes out on dates, drives places, etc, yet the girl insists she is not his girlfriend (and, of course, does not put out).
If a guy takes a girl to a fancy dinner for her birthday (just the two of them), gets her a pricy gift, and is told how great a friend he is: She's his not girlfriend.
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An item one should rent and not buy.
Robert: Word, nigga. What you go and get a girlfriend foh? I likes ma money and gets me a blowjob for like $25. You went though all your green in one night!
Townsend: Meh.
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What I need but can't get cuz girls seem to hate me.
I can't get a girlfriend!
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Both your salvation and your damnation
"The relationship to my girlfriend is such painful ecstasy".
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The girl who will love you for ever.the girl who will be on your side.the girl who will be kind and will always love.she is the on that cares for you.
It is very important to have a girlfriend
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The spare skin around the vagina.
No, I can't go out and have fun, I have to take my girlfriend to dinner.
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A weapon, usually a gun. Refer to your "girlfriend" before a fight and watch your enemy falter. By calling your weapon your girlfriend, you are indicating that you are so fucking crazy you think you have an intimate, loving, even sexual relationship with your weapon and cherish it and will kill anyone who messes with it. Thus, it implies a love for fighting and getting buckwild on cowards.
Never leave me baby, I'm paranoid
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy
Jealous when you hang with the fellas, I wait patiently alone
Anticipating for the moment you come home
I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it
Had a lot of women in my bed, but you the realest
So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all
You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my girlfriend
Q: Why the hell did Pac wait by the phone for his gun to call him?
A: SEE WHAT I MEAN IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ASS KILLA
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