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The only male in history to survive an abortion
Not once
Not twice
but THREE times...but even greatness such as this comes with a price
And in this case it's called mental retardation
BUT THIS MAN PERSEVERED!!!
And accompanied his mental illness with drug abuse and alcoholism
AND THIS MAN STILL STANDS TALL, HE STILL STANDS STRONG!!!
He will own all your bases....he will own the children you thought would be safe inside those bases and unlike the mighty Titan Cronos (who inspired Obama to be a Marxist. I know this because Glenn knows this) He will not imprison them in his stomach...
BUT HE WILL DISINTEGRATE THEM FOR THEIR INEPTNESS AND LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENT!!!
Glenn Beck knows when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake and he knows if you've been conservative or Marxist so conserve for conserving sake.
And if you DARE DECEIVE HIM, he will hunt down your family, your friends, your co-workers, your landlord, even the people who protect you and you will PRAY & BEG for mercy....but he never forgives and never forgets and he will never eat.....he will never sleep.....and he will never...stop....
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1. A mangina that pisses sitting down.
2. The fecal drippings from a buttsex creampie that run down the taint to create an unwanted pregnancy.
3. An aborted abortion, the result being that only the brains have been vacuumed but the person remains very much alive.
4. One of the original Garbage Pail Kids.
5. An "anchorman" who leaks estrogen out of his man-tits and cries repeatedly but is still one of the most fair and balanced personalities on Fox News.
1. I know she wears a skirt, but that's a dick-tucking Glenn Beck.
2. She went to the clinic to take care of that Glenn Beck.
3. That poor Glenn Beck can't even velcro his shoes by himself.
4. That Glenn Beck is the least valuable Garbage Pail Kid card ever.
5. Wow. Did you see Glenn Beck last night? That was a great newscast!
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Just some fat bastard with a really annoying voice who thinks he's hot shit, when is just shit. Lying is his hobby and lacks the brain to argue those who oppose his views and one of the biggest losers on television. How he got his own show is beyond me.
CNN viewr: Yesterday, Glenn Beck says Iran is the biggest threat to the planet even though the NIE reported them shutting down the nuclear power program years back last month. Can you believe that moron?
Climate Change: Who cares, makes my job easier and quicker.
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The RIGHT way to spell "Glen Coco" from Mean Girls.
"Four for you Glenn Cocoo!! You go Glenn Cocoo!!"
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the most amazing guy a girl can meet. he has the most sensitive eyes, you can always forgive him with one look. He is the guy of your dreams and every moment you are with him, you are thanking god for putting him in your life. He will be your knight and shining armour and will protect you, love you unconditionally. hes the most intimate lover you could ever have and he will rock your world, while doing so. Hes face is perfection and every time you see him you will think, "i cant believe he chose me" and the best part, hes faithful, and completely devoted to you, forever. you meet him, you love him. simple as that.
girl-"You see that guy over there"
friend- "oh yea, hes a glenn coco"
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Australia's most successful (and hot) fast bowler and is also currentely world #1. McGrath also known as Pigeon has been playing test cricket for over 10 years and has now claimed over 500 test scalps, he took his 500th scalp at Lords on the 21st of July 2004, he bowled Marcus Trescothik. He went on to win man of the match and took 5 wickets in the first innings and 4 in the second. His best test bowling figures are 8-24 which he took on in december v. pakistan. His top score in cricket is 61-which makes him the most successful number 11 batsmen.
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Glenn Youngkin is a famous adventurer. He is one of the many who attempted, but also one of the very few who actually succeeded, to enter Donald Trump's rectum neck deep.
Glenn Youngkin succeeded using his exceptional approach to shape his body into a soft form which perfectly adheres into the crevices of the ex-President's anal area.
As many others who tried and succeeded Youngkin became permanently stained by shit. The odor of shit will follow his entire career which is expected to be short-lived.
Youngkin, Glenn Youngkin, trump, anal, politics, gop
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