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A condition of the human penis, where the pubes grow so far up the shaft that they interfere with sex.
"I have a rugburn on my labia minora because my date had a bad case of Bear Glove."
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A glove fetish is a sexual fetish for the item worn over the fingers and hands.
These can range from wrist length to all the way up the elbows.
The materials can range from latex, satin, leather, etc.
Person 1: He has a glove fetish
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: He gets turned on by wearing or seeing gloves!
Person 2: Cool!
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Old Nintendo accessory for the NES.
Worst. Product. Ever.
"Now you're playing with POWER!"
Person 1: Dude I just got the Power Glove for my NES!
Person 2: Fuck off man...
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A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.
She's a little fitty isn't she.
Nah, look how skinny she is, she's a proper wanking glove.
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A female, masturbating to herself!!
I was looking at my abs and it made me want to do the greasy glove!
IE: i was bout to get some, but i didn't have any love gloves.
A glove like garment worn on one's hand and forearm, most commonly used by those visiting the Jelly Fox.
The concept was founded by an ancient Prince of Arabia (Prince Angwba) who used the knocking glove to prevent damaging his expensive jewel-laden porcelain door.
Although rarely used in modern Britain, the knocking glove has seen a surprising resurgence in recent years. Indeed some believe the glove has the potential to find a concrete place in society; it will soon become common practice and courtesy to use the knocking glove when knocking on a friend or relative's door.
Little Chrissie (to Claw): "Put your knocking glove on Claw"