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Having received oral sex from a little person.
"Remember that little person I was flirting with at the bar last night? Dude, I took her back to my place and I totally got gnomed."
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when a dude really short like 2'1 or something i don't know
i can relate to this i am a professional
person 1: "bro you look like a gnome"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "you like 2'2"
person 2: "yeah"
person 1: "so how was your day gnome"
person 2: "yeah"
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putting a garden gnome in the pussy
she bent over asking to be gnomed so i put the garden gnome in her pussy
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A gnome is superior to all other life forces. Gnomes are the most epic creatures and could take down the U.S army with ought even trying.
Bob: did you hear about the gnomes?
Chris: yeah. I hope they win in the war against gnelfs.
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Acting like a gnome
acting like a bastard midget
who runs around thinking they are THEE SHIT
but they arent.
A little person mainly a male who fucks other
homo sapiens for only pleasure
sometimes a woman who trots around a mall,
and scares little children out of the fake bushes..\
it also may be a small child who cries in a corner
b cuz they don't get enough attention
and gets hit in the thigh
with a spiked whip
.....................
THat Gnome jsut fucked me...
Greg: that little cunt kicked me
Belinda: Well, that's a gnomy move kick her ass
Greg: I cant it was a little gnome who cries a lot. it might hit me with a spiked whip
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the superior race to humans, often do cool poses to kill non-gnomes
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Gnome is another word for idiot. (This because gnomes have hollow heads.)
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