government

referring to one's governmentally acknowledged name; the name that appears on one's birth certificate, social security care, and any other governmentally issued identification items and paperwork.

My government is Eldridge, but everybody calls me "Ridgly."

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government

government
1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control
the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)
Source: Mark, Sep 10, 2003

Wow that was actually a GOOD definitiona until you had to go and mention Michel Moore.Why'd ya have to go and gay it up for?

Clinton Bush Michael Moore...

ALL FAGGOTS

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governator

nickname given to an aging tough-guy in relation to a sinsiter plot to have the entire cast of the movie Predator elected to the position of governor.

first Jesse Ventura, now Arnold, next...Carl Weathers or the Predator

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government

The way it acts is proof that God really doesn't exist after all.

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governing

Step by step guide:

Step 1 - do the lady from behind

Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back

Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)

Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face

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governator

California's answer to Minnesota's former governer Jesse "the body" Ventura. Now maybe California's governor can kick Minnesota's governors ass. We'll see if Gray will be back.

The terminator kicked Gray Davis' democratic ass!!!
Democrats piss me off!!!

Where'd Gray go? He's been erased

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Government

A noisy minority who hold a disproportionate amount of control over public affairs.

Hym "You know what I hate about the government? Everything! You take the worst thing on the planet (people who are not me) and you give them the delusion of superiority, authority, and significance and what do they do? Enslave and bleed-dry the whole of humanity. And for what? To own 4 houses instead of one? To exempt themselves from laws of their own creation? Humanity's biggest mistake. Oh? You want to decide what I and everyone around me can and cannot do? Indefinitely? Sounds like a great plan! I'm glad I woke up here! Do me a favor and try not starve everyone to death... No? Not going to work for you? Ooooh! Humanity needs to be 'reset' does it? Fantastic! Well, I'm a genius with a profound capacity for logos. That's the opposite of what you want? Right, because of the oppositional behavioral disorder.... Hmm... I guess I'll just die then... No reason for me to wield my unlimited capacity to accrue influence against anyone... I'll just let you starve everyone, I guess... Or will I? Hahaha!"