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When you leave a container of milk in your locker at the start of the school year and open it the day before you graduate.
Person 1: What's that smell?
Person 2: Oh, that's just my graduation cheese.
Alumni of the Honors PE course. After they have completed Honors PE, they are likely to continue their training at gyms such as Planet Fitness. It is their life’s goal to go to gym everyday. If seen by the normal eye they may be described as “odd” or “weird”, but to the eyes of the gods, they have the embodiment of Sisyphus. Some alumni train for different reasons. Some train for inter-galactic olympics, some just for fun, and others to stop catastrophic events
“Why is that guy using a bowling ball as a kickball?”
“Dunno, must be an Honors PE graduate”
What we’re working on right now.
We are working on our graduation project.
The act of cumming on your girls face and then scooping the Cum off with a spoon and feeding it to her. "Jeff gave her a gerber graduates."
Jeff gave her a gerber graduates and she loved it.
In the words of Etta James, At last... we graduate as to celebrate the achievements and the efforts we put in all those years. To celebrate the end of an era means to celebrate a new beginning. A new beginning in the next chapters of our lives that sucked so bad where you are broke most of the time, anxious and borderline depressed, lonely and again broke cus taxes suck real bad.
I graduated with honors.. and in honor of my allowances that I will no longer receive
Congratulations on your graduation! who would've thought that your degree won't be of any use in the society that provides you no opportunities to succeed if you have none!
You graduated? you are officially an unproductive member of society! cheers
The ceremony all high school students wait for. They walk across the stage wearing a funny cap and get a piece of paper. Then they all throw their caps in the air, and go to prom. It signals the start of a new life where they need to work, pay taxes, and get into the real world. It also signals the end of having to deal with annoying kids, but sadly also the end of hanging out with friends and doing fucked up stuff such as pranks, so they all rush to get their social medias and numbers to talk.
I can't wait till graduation day!
Is when you are done with your school and go on to pursue life. This is also the time when you realize how far you have come and sometimes cried looking back to your past, to your best of friends, and to your crush. Graduation hit hard, really hard if you have a lot of friends and memorable teachers. I miss my friends
Tony: I fucking hate graduation
John: Why?
Tony: I will never have the chance to meet you guys again in the future