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your grandfather is someone that owns you.
will smith : who owns me
dog : your grandfather does
A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.
Why do Grandfather Clocks even exist?
4000 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian and your sister is a mister, everytime you say it a planet explodes
Guy 1: ur sister is a mister
Guy 2: you're grandfather homosexual
*earth fucking explodes*
Great-great-great-great-grandfather.
My 5X-grandfather is a good person.
Spouse's step-great-grandfather.
step-great-grandfather-in-law.
The great-grandfather of one's spouse.
My great-grandfather-in-law is a good person.