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A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. Goofy and Porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they're young and trendy whereas really they're a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.
Is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the Porky Scotcher?
Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.
Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.
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Someone who sends most of their time playing bingo.
The bingo hall was full of granny dabbers.
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Small old lady with a hunchback and white hair walking around with a stick or in a mobility car. They are generally found in groups or outside the bingo. You do not want to approach one of these if they are naked. They generally walk in front of you very slowly and piss you off and they often smell of piss and cigarettes.
"I'll kick midget grannies in the tits."
"You're such a midget granny"
"That midget granny has a saggy ass dude."
"I did a midget granny who had a really wrinkly fanny"
"I'm doing the midget granny robot dance"
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Large, often frilly underpants still rocked by the aging beauties of the Greatest Generation. When worn properly, they hold in a woman's paunch, helping to streamline the figure (and, by that measure, to accentuate the bosom).
However, due to changing fashions, including the popularization of midriff exposure and post-sexual revolution distaste for too many strappy accoutrements, such as garters and slips, granny panties have stopped being associated with classy babes, and are now usually only associated with gross old ladies.
"Ok, I think you can take the curlers out now. How are those granny panties fitting?"
"Um, you know I love you and everything, but why is it your fantasy to dress me up like your grandma?"
"Ew, no! You're supposed to be Lauren Bacall in 'To Have and Have Not'!"
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A phrase used in the film 'Football Factory' meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.
"So have you smashed the granny out of her recently"
"Aye, last night mate! Fucking magic it was"
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A grandmother who hates her grandkids
Nan stabbed me, what a granny randrew