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An annoying form of greeting that is pointless and does not invite more conversation. Typically done when someone is crossing another person's path.
"hey how you doing"
"Good"
The only response that you can give in the time given to respond to a drive by greeting
When there is another shooting in the US.
Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!
When you greet someone at your front door with a knife.
You come knock on my door, im grabbing a fucking knife and shanking you with it.
Thats called a Banbury Greeting.
Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.
An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.
An awkward half-greeting consisting of mouthing hello, with none or very little sound coming out. Only made worse when eye contact is made.
Shopper: *walks into store
Cashier: *sees someone
Cashier: "Hello!"
Shopper: "....(silent greeting)"
Cashier: "...."
Shopper: "...."
Cashier: ....can I help you?"
When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.
Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came
Extremely gay guy, can't play cod for anything. E also has a hard time creating a cod team