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When people come out of the woodwork claiming to be closely acquainted with a recently deceased celebrity, or their family, in a pretentious attempt to lead others to believe they are part of that celebrities inner circle.
I can't believe how many Facebook posts there are with all these people jumping on the grief bandwagon, claiming to know <celebrity x>.
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The act of having intercourse to quell the extreme feelings (or lack of feelings) left by a painful or traumatic experience.
I may be despicable, but the grief sex I had with Shannon after my uncles wake was the first time I felt something.
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Spanglish:
To be "HIGH" off Cali's finest, To Be Grieffo
Yo you feel like grieffing Some of that "kind" in A Fat ass
BLUNT!!!!!
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The act of "helping" your bro in a sandbox game, by tagging along unwanted and generally annoying the other person by nudging them, standing in their way, walking in front of them, and taking all the resources that your bro would have found had you not been there.
Most often tied to games like Minecraft, Terraria, or any other open world, resource driven game.
"Look I found a whole bunch of diamonds!"
"Dude, fuck off, you're totally bro griefing me"
"What?"
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A person who obtains personal and/or sexual pleasure by attaching and feeding of the pain and misery experienced by others after a tragic event. Unlike the Giant Haementeria Ghilianii Leech of the Amazon, a Grief Whore is seldom noticed as they suckle upon the sadness and agony of a poor innocent subject finding themselves within the pitfalls of despair.
As Saran tried to get past the depression following her assault, the grief whore bombarded her with constant questions and phone calls disguised under the illusion of being a helpful person.
Non meretricibus dantur mercedes dolore pascere. (Latin: Don't feed the Grief Whores) Excerpt from Far qui no us Super bus, Lucius Accident 86 BC
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When you are aroused by the picture of a missing teenager on the news or a mother of two who never made it home from wherever, and discovered in a pipe weeks later.
The media churns out random pictures lifted from her facebook or myspace page and, because she is attractive you can't help wishing you could have fucked her when she was alive.
So you drop her into your wank bank.
"Hey, you seen that missing girl on the news? I beat off to the press confrence last night." I have a serious grief crush.
'My mate is a real sick guy. I asked him if he'd seen the newspaper story of the missing women they found beaten and mutilated?' He told me he had a grief crush he couldn't shake and wished, he'd found the body!'
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Masturbating when you are sad
My girlfriend dumped me so I am on a diet of grief jerky.
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