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A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.
"Dude, I just lost my Guac!"
"My mom bought me some guacamole and now I lost my guac."
The act of nutting in ones ass as they shit at the same time
"I was hitting Martha from behind then I popped a guac . "
" you should {pop a guac}
when you put guac in your cooch and it's eaten out of you via chips
"bbg when we get home imma Guac-Taco you"
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The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!
Yo, Today is Guac Day. Time to remind ourselves of that atrocity!
Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.
Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!
When you have a nasty dude shoot his std infected load onto your slurpy, gooey, blown out pussy
I told Brad to Guac My Taco since we both nasty AF.