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When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shitter by surprise). Usually a severe illness causes the fluidy, green-tinged shit.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.
'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun. The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illness-related shitting, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).
Bleeding has been known to occur.
Dana: "Holy shit! How's the porcelain on my throne melting?"
Big D: "No joke? Musta been that Guacamole Shotgun I discharged a few minutes ago. It has to be, the assburn is killing me..."
Dana: "W'Teh FUCK?!"
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It's the act of eating nothing but Mexican food for 3 days and attempting to shit as little as possible, then on that monumental 3rd day you put it into a bowl with some vanilla so the smell is semi bearable and then apply it to your partners face as an exfoliating mask
I gave my roommate a guacamole bowl the other day, that'll teach that cheap motherfucker to not buy cheap beer when it's his turn
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Some real nigga shit
Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis
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A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.
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when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you
random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis
Skai jackson: im gonna dox you
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A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.
Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
“Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man
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A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.
Skai Jackson:
Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.
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