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Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.
The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.
Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!
When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.
Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"
etc.
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Slang term for castration.
I'm taking the dog into the vets for a tokyo haircut.
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A Chav Haircut is when a male gets a haircut that is a grade 0 round the back and sides and a grade 1 or 2 on top. It looks like they have asked for a skinhead but walked out of the barbers halfway through.
It is the ugliest most ridiculous hair style of the modern era, yet a considerable percentage of especially young British males have this haircut.
This hairstyle is mainly popular within the chav community, chavs very often have a too low intelligence level to think about what would be a better looking hair style, and so just copy what their mates have and get what makes their heads looks like a turnip.
-How would you like your hair today sir?
- A tidy up on top and a little shorter on the back and sides, but not too short. I don't want a Chav Haircut.
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To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary
Man 1: "What's John doing?"
Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."
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A type of haircut originated in funkytown, texas fort worth and the dfdub, and around texas. the haircut style is called 'booty' cuz its long in the back and not alot of hair in the front
damn that boy got a nice a booty haircut
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