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An excuse of a holiday for teenage girls to dress up like sluts:)
What ever happened to innocent children in Wizard of Oz costumes on Halloween? You'll understand if you've seen Mean Girls
Another excuse for girls to dress up as sluts and get away with it.
me: Dam Becky, put some more clothes on you slut.
Becky: No it's halloween!
The time of year where grown men can pretend they are only trick or treating to accompany their young son/daughter when in actuality they just want some candy.
Man: Oh god! I can't wait for the next Halloween!
Son: I think I am getting too old for trick or treating so I won't be going next year
Man: WHAT!
the year for cosplayers like me 😏
Luna: what holliday is in october?
draco: halloween?
The one day out of the whole 365 days for girl of america to dress up as slutty as they can and not not care. Basicly a competition of "whos more slutty".
Guy one: god i love halloween.
Guy two: why?
Guy one: LOOK AT THEM
Guy two: yeah, i got a boner off of that one chick. i give her a 9/10
Guy one: yeah.. basicly.
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1. the cheap holiday the gives little kids the opportunity to blackmail others into giving candy
2. the chezzy holiday that gives parents an excuse to embarress their kids even more by dressing like freaks
3. an excuse for teenage girls to dress like whores, go to parties, get drunk, and get undressed in public
1. i'm going to be Spongebob Quarepants for halloween! trick or Treat!
2. Parents: I'm dressingup like Oprah his year!
3. Slutz: I'm gonna be a playboy bunny! like, ohmigod!
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That one day of the year when fat middle aged women let themselves go by dressing up in cheap slutty outfits thinking they are oh so sexy and are going to get their groove on. You will usually find them line dancing to such songs as "The Monster Mash" while getting very drunk and obnoxious. There is usually a rigged competition for the sluttiest outfit. You will find these suburban women the next morning raving about what a great party it was and planning next years bash over coffee. Very scary!
Ex: "Hey guess what time of the year it is?"
"Oh Don't remind me, Halloween"
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