dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.

It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.

to empty my handbag

To open ones bowels, take a dump etc,

Eg Im just off to empty my handbag (and goes to toilet)

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your mom and a handbag

A comeback like your mom, but with the added phrase "and a hand bag."

joe: hey man what you doing tonight?
tom:your mom and a handbag

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gay as a handbag full of rainbows

Someone that far too heavily advertises the fact they are homosexual. Overly flamboyant.

"I love that guy. He's as gay as a handbag full of rainbows."

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Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.

"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"

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More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

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Personal Handbag

When you used to be a prince in the British Royal family and everyone loved you until you got Markled by your wife and now she acts like she’s more important than you and you act like her servant and the lesser of the 2

Awww look he’s her personal handbag I can’t believe he used to be a prince she acts like she’s the blood Royal lol