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The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.
Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
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When you get someone with Parkinson's to give you a handjob
Dude 1: Man that remix handjob from George H. Bush was amazing
Dude 2: Oh shit is he still giving them out?
A massage parlor. A place to go to get a rub and a tug.
Hey man, I think I'm gonna go by the handjob hut before I go back to the office.
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a day where girls give the guys a handjob.it is on the 28th of november
“hannah just gave me a hand job”
“fucking lucky, brittany is waiting for handjob day”
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A handjob given with the thumb and index finger towards the base of the penis, as opposed to a traditional handjob where the thumb and index are toward the head of the penis.
I just got a vegas handjob and it was sweet! Although it might not seem like a big deal, the slightly different technique made for a unique and enjoyable experience, and I would highly recommend it.
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A sexual manuever whereby a man is masturbated by two hands rubbing together with the penis in the middle. This motion simulates the movement by campers around a fire trying to warm up their hands.
After the long night by the fire, Julie's hands were freezing, so she warmed them up by giving Luke the old "Camper's Handjob".
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A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.
On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.
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