Bro Handle

A sexual encounter between two men, who are bros, either by blood or by fist bump; kind of like an Eiffel tower.....Only gayer

Bro 1: Dude I was so drunk last night I got into a bro handle.
Bro 2: Thats fucked up

"Bro, we were so lasted last night....did we get into a Bro Handle??"

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cup handle

The deviant act of inserting your penis into your arsehole, creating the cup handle effect.
A tricky and dangerous procedure often performed by gaspers with extremely long peckers.

Spook: They found a dead pervert hanging in a wardrobe today, he had a cup handle.
Dave: That's incredible! can it be true ..or not

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Trump Handle

A slang term for a vagina

Not a great person but did you see her Trump Handle?

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Jesus handles

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

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Happy Handle

A long ponytail on a women's head great for pulling when having sex.

Jeff: Man do you see Brooks happy handle.

Sam: Yeah someone's pulling that tonight.

(guys high five each other )

Handle Gripper

A derogatory term for a homosexual man; relating to, gripping/holding a penis.

-Did you hear that Michael is a handle gripper?
-Shut the fuck up, you handle grippin- lookin ass, motha fucka

-My Mom said I can’t stay the night at Kyle’s; she thinks he’s a handle gripper.

bitch handle

man bun

She marched him in by his "bitch handle"