Handsome squidward

his really handsome gets all the octopussy

handsome squidward gets all the octopussy

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Handsome Shark

An attractive male, bearing similarities to sharks. Examples of known, handsome sharks are Michael Fassbender (His smile is extremely wide, showing off all his teeth, very much like a shark) and the character Simon form the E4 series Misfits.
A handsome shark is sexy, maybe pale and a little bit bad.

Girl 1:"Did you see that guy, he was so hot."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he was a total shark"

Quote from Misfits 2x03
Kelly: What have I told you about dicking around with Simon?
Nathan: Who’s dicking around?
Kelly: You put your tongue in his mouth!
Nathan: Ah, Jesus. Alright, alright. So I got a bit fresh with him. I was staring into those big beautiful eyes; he’s like a… he’s like a handsome shark! I couldn’t help myself. I love him.

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Handsome Andy

A "Handsome Andy" is a pressed ham with a twist. First, one presses his bare buttocks against the window of a moving car. Second, he flips the bird to another car. Third, he places "the bird" (i.e., his swear finger) into his anus, thereby achieving a "Handsome Andy."

Carl: That trucker is driving like a maniac. Should I give him a pressed ham?
Susan: Why don't you be a man for once, Carl, and give him a Handsome Andy?

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Ruggedly Handsome

Hard core exterior with sexy atributes, a kind of lumber jack appeal with scruffy hair.

Ashley: "Man Kyle and James are both ruggedly handsome, but Kyle is clearly the better looking of the two."

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Incredibly handsome

Someone who you find to be extremely attractive physically...add a great personality and good sense of humor and you get the perfect man.

I find Roger to be incredibly handsome. It's such a shame that no one has ever told him that before in person.

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handsome man

Is a strikingly good looking guy. The best features.

Damn! That's a handsome man!

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handsome dan

sexiest man alive, awesome at everything

handsome dan is the coolest person ever

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