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a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.
Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.
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A stretchy ring which encircles the cock and balls and is worn by gay men to increase the size of their erection and to maintain the cock in a horizontal position convenient for anal intercourse, usually with multiple partners.
He fucked several of them wearing his cock harness
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A small basket to hold a chode(short and stubby penis). includes a basket and chains strapped around your waist all in black or white leather.
honey my chode harnass broke!
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.
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A contraption used for harnessing various amounts of retractable objects found from a certain kind of meat. Which is found from a plant located in a small area of ones imaganation. This imagination land is named meatland.
MEAT HARNESS-There is a type of plant called a wonder tree which gives off extremely high amounts of pharamones. These pharamones can increase a males sexual appatite. Which, in turn, can be used for harnessing ones meat!
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a group of friends who are raging alcoholics and love it. they go by the names of bryan jj dylan kyle and brendan, ask about them.
these harness lane guys are the coolest ever.
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An Israeli goddess summoned from south Florida in early 1992. As legend goes, she watches over many Jewish people and brings them inner peace, happiness, and love.
She has been depicted by people in many different forms, however a positive outlook has remained when you think of the desert goddess.
Jew: omg its dan tal-har the goddess of the chosen.
Jew2: cool. lets go back inside.
Jew: yeah its fuckin hot out here.
Jew2: look there she goes a-flyin away.
Jew: wooooo.
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Something you say when your friend says something not very funny as a joke, and expects you to laugh.
Friend 1: Dealing with bitches is for the dogs!
Friend 2: Hardy-fucking-har
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