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Sexual Hermits is
When two people get together on a Friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until Sunday afternoon.
"Sexual Hermits"
Girl has boy come over on Friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just can not leave the house.
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A person who only leaves the safety of their own home to go to a place of employment. These people leave their home solely for the purpose of going to work.
Peter: Yo Jim, wanna come for a drink?
Jim: No, i have to work in the morning.
Peter: Ya, but you're home now and you're always working. Just come grab a few with me and the guys.
Jim: No, i'll stay in and play WOW
Peter: You're such a work hermit. All you do is stay in or work!
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a band like the beatles, only alot better.
herman's hermits rule.
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a hermit is usually related to a animal as a hermit crab. but this definition of hermit is when someone is on the computer or playstation for agers you can call them a hermit
Meaning: your a hermit crab and you havnt moved and you just sit there
Person1: i just killed "codlover1424"
Person2: HERMIT
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nothing else to be said.
--Jayden
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Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.
Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"
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Equal to a pedophile or rapist. A lowlife, scumbag, fuckface, I hope you die, piece of shit motherfucker.
"I wouldn't give that piece of shit my used toilet paper. He's a fucking dirt hermit."
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v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.
Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?
Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways
Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again
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