muddy hiking

To journey deep into the hilly landscape of your girls fleshmounds and reach the cavernous dirt trail upon which your boots shall get muddied

I went muddy hiking with Liz the other day and I practically lost a boot in that mud, gnome sayin

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booty hike

Taking a hike up someone's booty with your dick .

James love to booty hike one night stands

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Hike the Football

v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football

Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!

Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!

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free-hiking

hiking nude

It's a nice day, let's go free-hiking!

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Bitch hiking

Act of hitch hiking performed after a female, typically a bitchy one, unexpectedly and impulsively exits her make counterparts vehicle, usually after a disagreement or unwelcome sexual advance in Lieu of a ride home with the man who’s offended her, she stampers along, seemingly out of place, and out of character, roadside in hopes of hitching a ride home completely unaware of the dangerousnesses

“How did your date with Tiffany go?”
“Dont ask, she’s probably still out bitch hiking right now “

“Watch out Missy! last two girls to date Jay bitch hiked home! He’s a total perv!”

“ Johnny, Stop!” Kristin said moving his hand away from her inner thigh

“ or what!?” Johnny replied shocked at Kristen’s disapproval to his advance

“Or what? Or what!? I’ll bitch hike home Johnny! That’s what!!!” Kristin said watching Johnny slowly fall back from her
“Go ahead Kristen ! Bitch hike home! No one’s stopping you! Johnny said under his breathe knowing his date was a prude

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hitch hike

a secret way known by all noobs that have ever hitch hiked to the place where they are going because they are cheap or there car broke down. The definition is explained by Mr. George Carlin in Jay and Silent Bob strike back. explains ways to get rides from people and to become a better hitch hiker.. Simply take a load in the mouth for a free ride.

my friend is gay and he needs a cover up simply advise him to go hitch hike

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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

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