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The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.
Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.
Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.
Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.
Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.
All the above would result in..
"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"
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said after something potentially gay was said. or stating that something is not gay even though it sounds that way
1.That dude has huge calves, no homo.
2.Look at that pretty mahfucka, no homo
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A phrase used by people so insecure about their sexuality that they feel the need to unnecessarily reinforce their heterosexuality--usually after saying something that most people wouldn't even associate with being "gay."
Hey man, good game.
Thanks. Love you, man. No homo.
Didn't think you were, but thanks for clearing that up. Didn't care either way.
I totally like Glee, but no homo.
Wait, so watching Glee means someone's gay? And you think a two-word, slang phrase will convince people otherwise if that's true?
No, dude, that's just wait people say.
You're an idiot.
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Something Komaeda says after saying something gay for Hinata
Komaeda: Hinata, fuck me
Hinata: uhm....
Komaeda: WE'RE JUST FRIENDS NO HOMO
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An expression that is widely used when two people of the same genders are having sex. This expression is highly effective, as it will not be gay as long as you say it before having sex.
It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO
Robert: Aww yeah, I am so excited and my dick can't wait to penetrate your hole
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*
When you say something that’s really fruity ( gay ) and you cover it up confirming that you are indeed NOT making a homosexual statement.
“I fucked his ass last night...no homo.”
“Dude, you’re fucking gay.”