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homoing

The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.

Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.

Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.

Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.

Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.

All the above would result in..

"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"

by ninja puppy May 20, 2010


No Homo

said after something potentially gay was said. or stating that something is not gay even though it sounds that way

1.That dude has huge calves, no homo.
2.Look at that pretty mahfucka, no homo

by ProFound November 26, 2005


no homo

A phrase used by people so insecure about their sexuality that they feel the need to unnecessarily reinforce their heterosexuality--usually after saying something that most people wouldn't even associate with being "gay."

Hey man, good game.
Thanks. Love you, man. No homo.
Didn't think you were, but thanks for clearing that up. Didn't care either way.

I totally like Glee, but no homo.
Wait, so watching Glee means someone's gay? And you think a two-word, slang phrase will convince people otherwise if that's true?
No, dude, that's just wait people say.
You're an idiot.

by notanidiotgirl November 10, 2010


No Homo

Something Komaeda says after saying something gay for Hinata

Komaeda: Hinata, fuck me
Hinata: uhm....
Komaeda: WE'RE JUST FRIENDS NO HOMO

by Hinata-Loves-Orange-Juice May 23, 2017


No homo

When you kiss your best bro, but don’t want it to look gay. No homo

“Hey bro your ass looks hella fine in those tight jeans, no homo.”

by Roacheater September 19, 2019


No Homo

When a gay guy wants to seem straight so after they say a REALLY gay sentence they say “No homo

Kalten- “ did you see Johnny’s aSs...no homo”
Layla - “DAMN SHE’S HOTTTTTT...all the homo

by AAEGH and a half April 12, 2019


no homo

when you love your bro but its no homo

no homo tho

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself March 28, 2022