turbo hooned

Absolutely fucked on Flugel Shots whilst in the Alps

Getting Turbo Hooned with the boys!

hoon (n)

The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.

Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.

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Hoon Dog

An absolute spoiling babe

Yo dunk! You should come to the club...its full of hoon dogs innit

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Hoon

Similar to a twink, a hoon is a male who likes it up the ass. Reference poo puncher.

Dude, that guys such a hoon.

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Hoon squad

Hoon squad is a group I guys going to a party and picking up girl instantly and taking them "for a hoon" e.g hooking up and getting laid that night.

"Yo man get the Hoon squad together tonight, we are going for a hoon.

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termies in the hoon lounge

A phrase created by media-personality and Barstool Sports foreign correspondent ‘The Wonton Don’ (or ‘Donnie’). The term is used in reference to proper Chinese airport etiquette. In which you purchase within the Chinese airport, both your 2$ ‘terminal sodas’ or ‘termies’ (beer or 啤酒) and 10$ a multi-pack of 8mg ‘hoons’ (cigarettes or 香烟). You then take both items to the ‘hoon lounge’ (designated smoking spot within airport) and if combined properly, result in a memorable pre-flight experience.

Donnie is known to crush Termies in the Hoon Lounge of his Shanghai airport.

“5mg are for pussies, 10mg are for sociopaths.”

meat hoons

a term commonly used to describe a woman's breasts.

Yo, check out that girl's meat hoons!

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