The act of punching/hitting a woman, rendering her unconscious and then taking a dump on her chest.
She was a bit unsure about anything involving poo so I gave her a Hot Carl and made the decision for her.
The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.
Tango: So how did that date go last night?
Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
Stooges Hot Carl is where the giver shits in a pie pan and covers it with whip cream then proceeds to "pie" the takers face.
Dude you should have seen it! Frank gave Earl a stooges Hot Carl! The funniest part is when it smacked it splattered everybody including himself!
A hot carl is where you are masterbating and you give your penis an indian burn.
She totally gave me a hot carl, and it fuckin hurt.
The act of shitting on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in plastic wrap and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a shit brick on there chest.
Hey man lets give Chip a hot carl..... A few squeezes later some plastic wrap around his chest a chair in the sun and some sunscreen. Two hours later hey man what is the shit brick on my chest?? AHAahaha its a hot carl/karl
A hot sexy fucking blonde you would love to fuck her she gives amazing deep throat.
I would love to have a Hot Carl.
The act of hovering your ass over someone’s face, usually in a squat position, then taking a shit into their mouth.
That bitch was passed out drunk so I gave her a Hot Carl Sub!