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When you get done fucking a girl, turn around and shit into her vagina. You have to say hot pocket in a japanese voice directly after.
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A women who is known to have an STD and/or an ugly vagina.
Joel- "I was at the bar last night and I meet this hot ass bitch."
Mike- "So did you take her home?"
Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"
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Some asshole white guy that always wears a red hat.
"Look at that fucking hot pocket over there, he thinks he's so slick with his bright red hat."
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The act of cupping one's hand around the asshole, with or without pants on. Then farting into the cupped hand, leaving it for a second to gather the gases and finally throwing it into a victim's face.
Boy #1: Dude, I heard you got hot pocketed, are you alright?
Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
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When a dude gets hard because a fine piece of ass just walked in front of him, then he blows cum all in his pants.
When Anna and Lindsay walked in the house, Keith hot pocketed.
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