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The most sacred of holy foods. Also known as the God of all things microwaved and delicious. It blesses all whom of which it touches and is the creator of all pocketed life.
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When you get done fucking a girl, turn around and shit into her vagina. You have to say hot pocket in a japanese voice directly after.
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A women who is known to have an STD and/or an ugly vagina.
Joel- "I was at the bar last night and I meet this hot ass bitch."
Mike- "So did you take her home?"
Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"
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Some asshole white guy that always wears a red hat.
"Look at that fucking hot pocket over there, he thinks he's so slick with his bright red hat."
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The act of cupping one's hand around the asshole, with or without pants on. Then farting into the cupped hand, leaving it for a second to gather the gases and finally throwing it into a victim's face.
Boy #1: Dude, I heard you got hot pocketed, are you alright?
Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
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