how high of you

Response to a person who is high and says something only a high person would say.

Trevor: "Dude have you ever noticed that we have skin?!"

Patrick: "How high of you."

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How high are you

When you're driving high af and forget all grammar when a cop pulls you over.

Cop: how high are you
High guy: no sir its actually " hi how are you"
Cop: 😑

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How you doin?

A quite funny pick-up line often used by joey from friends when he sees a women he likes.

A hot women walks past Joey
Joey: *sees a women he likes* walks up to her 'How you doin?"

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how you feelin

Another saying for "how are you" when talking to a friend

Yo what's good how you feelin

How YOU doin'?

Pick-up line that never fails unless it's truely responded to.

Guy #1 "How YOU doin'?"
Girl #1 "tehe!"

Guy #2 "How YOU doin'?"
Girl #2 "I'm alright."
Guy #2 "What?..... Dear GOD!!"

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how nice for you

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!

-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!

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how you figga

The act of asking someone how they came about a certain piece of information and if it is true.

-Yo Daniel, i heard you failed chemistry
-how you Figga
-Mr.Crutcher told me and the whole class when you left

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