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When someone absentmindedly hums a tune over and over to themselves, much to the annoyance of people around them.
Mrs. Mandrake: (humming Star Wars theme) "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..."
Mr. Mandrake: "Uh, are you just going to keep idiot humming all night?"
Mrs. Mandrake: "What?... oh the humming! Sorry, I have Star Wars stuck in my head."
Mr. Mandrake: "I know."
...5 minutes later...
Mrs. Mandrake: "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh..."
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A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.
Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!
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hum tum is everything, you n me....you being my rain drop and me being the sea....hum tum is that corner we share....the nights we talk for hours on the phone.....hum tum is you joking with me...playin with my hair...kissin me all nite...its the love we share...you and me..TO my PAgal Kandarp
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the act of placing the man's testes in one's mouth and humming, hence the man ejaculates all over your doll-like face, resulting in spots, sometimes AIDS.
'ooh.......oh.oh...oh.OOH OOH OOH BUZZ LIKE A BEE BIATCH and take my juice. Baw Hum me mom'
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When during a Blowjob the giver hums to the Batman theme song whilst an erect Penis is motioning back and forth in their throat and at the same time simultaneously flicking the receiver's balls as if it were the lunchtime bell.
My genitals were on sexual fire so bad when Jamie gave me a Hum Dinger that my heart stopped.
Who's Speechley fooling saying that he's not sexually experienced....the Hum Dinger he gave me told me he's done this kinda thing many times before.
If I'm not copping a Hum Dinger...I'm not alive!
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