Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.
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The IRS sent in their team of Hemorrhoid Humper's to check our books.
someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S
stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys
the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.
fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper
Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex
Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper
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I don't go to that pub anymore - it's getting full of buttock humpers!
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A girl or boy who have restrained themselves from sexual relations because they are religious that they have so much pent up sexual frusteration that they resort to other methods of sexual release. EXAMPLES: Backrubs, play wrestling, pool chicken fighting.
Matt was trying to tackle me all night at youth group, he is such a Bible humper.
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