hung like a spanish curtain

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

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You're hung like a grape

small penis

just like deb said "You're hung like a grape"
on DEXTER

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hung like planet pluto

having a penis that is hard to see with the naked eye

"man he's hung like planet pluto"

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Hung like Sea Biscuit

Rare specimen of trouser snake on those whose ancestors migrated from Eastern Asia.

Just my luck…. Hung like Sea Biscuit

Hung like a Greek God

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

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Hung like Mr. Chow

A guy who's hung like a fruit-fly, e.g., like Mr. Chow, from the Hangover movies.

My cousin Popo's relationships always end in disaster because he's hung like Mr. Chow.

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hung like planet pluto

Would still cause massive damage if it crashed into Ur-anus.

You made fun of my cock and said I was hung like planet pluto. Then I crashed into Ur-anus and you need a brown boy time out.

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