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This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V
This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!
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The origin of "The shit hit the fan".
Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.
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There's a lot of VSCO girl references so I'm just going to add a serious one to this page.
It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Bob: *opens bottle after soccer practice* Dammit my water is warm!
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?
an overrated water bottle that expensive.mainly vsco girls have them
sarah is a vsco girl she has a hydro flask
A type a water bottle vsco girls use. If you disrespect them they will hit the hell outta of you. DON'T DO IT
SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY HYDRO FLASK *throws hydro flask TAKE THAT! SaVe ThE tUrTlEs sksksk and i oop
the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers
After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.