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This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V
This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!
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The origin of "The shit hit the fan".
Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.
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When you dip your toast in water
Ew, Alex isn’t even dipping his toast in his egg yolk. He’s hydro dipping.
When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster
Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5
Some real fucken strong buds that people put chemicals n shit on that gets you fucked up quick
"Oi Donnie this isn't that skitz hydro is it?"
The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.
My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.
There's a lot of VSCO girl references so I'm just going to add a serious one to this page.
It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Bob: *opens bottle after soccer practice* Dammit my water is warm!
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?