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It was a thing of the future when it came out. Now it's an overmarketed paper weight that sucks the soul out of the common user. It is now a thing of the past. The majority of iphone users can't even afford the phone or the monthly bill but they will get it because it's an apple product.
Customer: So I heard that the new iphone 4s does voice to text, has a dual core processor, and an 8 mega pixel camera, is that correct?
Sales rep: That is absolutely correct, Apple finally put all the stuff in their phone that Android already had. It's behind the curve.
Customer: I don't care I want an Iphone!
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A less awesome version of the Blackberry cellphone that will break down every five seconds and makes you pay for every piece of software upon it.
iPhone user: "OMGOMG. Look at the ttly-awweeesome app I just got on my iPhone!"
Blackberry user: "...What does it do...?"
iPhone user: "It helps me track Miley Cyrus's exact movements through GPS. Isn't it Keeeewl."
Blackberry user: "STFU. I'm off to a buisness lunch with Chuck Norris."
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it's cool for like a week, but it gets boring. the internet is cool, the texting sucks, the email is cool, no aim, no video, just a camera. For a 400-500 dollar you would expect these simple things, but Jobs got lazy, faggot. Anyway, youse your money on a Blackberry or Sidekick Lx. I've had a iPhone before, theyre not that great, TRUST ME. Theyre just flashy and good looking. So save your money, SERIOUSLY! P.S. NO INSURANCE.
Sup bro, you go that new iphone?
-Yup, its cool, just missing hella shit.
-Oh, my blackberry is hella sick, i can do everything, including aim
-:(
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The most amazing phone known to man. I would be lost without mine. It can do just about anything.
1- Dude, is that an iPhone?
2- Yeah...
1- Wow, what a waste of good money
2- A waste of good money?
1- Um yes, u spoiled little brat, I hate you soo much.
2- Hm?
1- You douchebag. The iPhone sucks.
2- Really? Does it suck?
1- No.. it rules, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I'm just too poor and jealous to afford one.
2- *Nods* Your poor thing.
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The phone that is always claiming it self-being "innovative" even though other companies has invented it's features 3 years ago.
Guy: OMG I GOT THE NEW 1000$ iPhone! Now you can animate my face as poop!
Me: *sigh...*
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The iPhone is a line of smartphones that are marketed by the company Apple.
Did you see that girl? She has an iPhone 11!
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