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a security guard at a club who is very strict and wouldnt let in a old man without id
dude, we are never gonna get in to club ownage. the guard is such an id nazi
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A large belt buckle with a unique owner name.
Nah, no need to get his name - it's right there on his Texas ID - "Bubba"
serbian word usually used by teenagers mostly when they are wearing nikes and other expensive clothes or when they just feel cool
(car going fast)
teenager in car: ide gas
(teenager wearing expensive watch, shoes and clothes)
teen: ide gas
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1) The middle, 15th, of March. Caesar (Julius) was told to be cautious of this day and the forwarning was clearly valid.
2) An excellent metal tune by Iron Maiden.
1) "Caesar...beware the ides of March!"
2) "The Ides of March is a heavy tune from a heavy band with clear and present "warning" lyrics!"
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The middle of May; approximately May 15th. This is the general date at which all high-school seniors have gotten where they want to be and thus, stop caring about high school. This coincides with the point in the grading term in which they can still pass their classes without doing any work from there on out.
This is a play on words, referring to the Ides of March. Much like Caesar's downfall, the Ides of May lead to the downfall of many seniors because they often fail to do the gradebook math correctly (their brains are fried, give 'em a break).
"Beware the ides of May... for along with the flowers, senioritis shall be in full bloom."
A: "The Ides of May are approaching, dude..."
B: "Fuck, my college requires a final transcript. Shit."
A: "Lame. Wanna hit up a party later on anyway?"
B: "Totally."
A: "You too, Brutus?"
C: "Totally."
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wholly
(n.) A false identification, a pseudonym, an alias.
mostly
(n.) A card that falsely claims the bearer is older than he or she is to enable priveleges such as alcohol or 'baccy.
I was going to show them a fake id but he just gave the stuff to me so I paid for it and walked out. Only bouncers actually give a shit about identification.
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A group of young men residing in Oakland County, located on the outskirts of Detroit. Of all shapes, races, and sizes, these boys have created a new language for themselves. They smoke the 'dutchie', drink the 'drank', 'shred' in their whips, and 'sesh' with bitchez. There's no one else out there like them, they're truly one of a kind. Often, they think highly of themselves. (sometimes too highly)
"MMMMmmmMMM so hottttt"
"yahhhh mmm so hot right nowwww"
"dutchies"
"that purple draannnkk"
"yee"
"booze cruise"
"_______'s tryin to sessionnn"
"get it"
"..........
from: dem crunk$ide"
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