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WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
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The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend
The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.
fan immunity is a term used when for when a fan favorite character from a movie, book, game, or tv show is immune to death. This means said character will not die or if they have died will not stay dead for long because of the fans. This also means they will return often in the series.
Man- Axel is dead I can’t believe it, I really liked him too.
Don’t worry. He’ll come back, he has fan immunity.
When a water pipe is in the possession of a person, thus entitling them to a status in which they may not be physically touched by other person(s) in the room.
Timmy: I'm going to give you some pats, maybe a scoop-dunk?
Allie: Sorry, not this time, I've got Bong Immunity!
Karen immunity (noun) - a common phenomenon whereby a person has the sudden and absolute right to do anything and anywhere regardless of position or context.
1) Karen told the store manager how to do his job despite her Karen immunity being total bullshit.
2) Upon being arrested by cops enjoying a Costco hot dog, Karen insisted handcuffs violated her Karen immunity at a private establishment.
A form of social immunity and a policy held between a group of friends that ensures that the coolest member of the group is given safe passage and is considered not susceptible to normal group rules or prosecution under the groups unspoken social laws.
Great Examples of Hiplomatic Immunity- Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli (also Fonzie, The Fonz, or Fonz), Detective Axel Foley (Beverley Hills Cop,) Roadblock (G.I. Joe,) Superman (from Super Friends,) Lisa (Weird Science,) and Barack Obama (DNC circa 2008.)
Meme immunity is when an individual has been exposed to every version of a meme and, therefore, it no longer seems as funny/interesting to them.
When meme immunity occurs for the majority of the online community, the meme is said to be 'out of date' or 'over-used'. At this point, many people start using the meme ironically.
People who have less exposure to memes often develop meme immunity later than everyone else.
Person 1: "I can't believe Bob still uses Harambe memes unironically. I thought everyone would have meme immunity by now."
Person 2: "He doesn't go online much so he isn't exposed to memes as often."