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Perhaps the biggest bit of corporate and public-sector BS ever foisted upon us as middle- and lower-economic class people. Usually indicates that you'll have to endure ten to thirty minutes of bland wallpaper music or loops of repeated advertisements before a real human voice gets on the phone.
I tried to call my insurance company to find out about their rates for fire insurance, but all I got was "your call is important to us"!
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An import car poorly modified to give the appearance of high performance or style. Usually held together with improper materials such as duct tape, super glue, wire, etc. and nearly falling apart
"Wow! The bumper just fell off that super glue import in the middle of a street race!
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A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more
hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person
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When someone was conceived in another country outside of the one they were born in.
Hey Joe where were you born?
I was born in the Netherlands.
Is that where your parents live?
No, they lived in Mexico before they moved to the Netherlands, at the time I was in the womb.
Oh! So you were some finely aged imported goods then?
Yeah I guess you could say that.
The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.
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a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.
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When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
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