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impossible sit-up

Action. To straddle someone's face and to place your asshole over that person's nose while they sleep, then as they awake from a punch in the groin...well you get the picture. Ta-da! An impossible sit up.

Matt gave Craig and IMPOSSIBLE SIT-UP and he farted in his nose!

by Godsbest September 2, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021


According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021


Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

by Someone who kinda exists January 8, 2023


The Impossible Quiz

A game made by DeviantArt user Splapp-Me-Do in 2007, the game is infamous for the fact that it is extremely hard.
It has 110 questions in total.
There are 5 installments, these are as follows: The Impossible Quiz Demo, The Impossible Quiz, The Impossible Quiz 2, The Impossible Quiz Book, and the Impossible Quizmas.

Answer Key for the first 4 questions
Q1: 4
Q2: No, but a tin can
Q3: K.O
Q4: The Answer (in question)
Answer key for the first 4 questions in **the impossible quiz 2**
Q1: Up his sleevies
Q2: Paint
Q3: Earth
Q4: American

by WannaBeBritishPerson October 1, 2023


The Impossible Quiz

a really hard quiz that has insane logic

I can't believe Randy finished the Impossible Quiz!

by The Interesting Genius June 23, 2015