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Sorry aussie folks, but australia was formed when a bunch of British convicts were shipped there and started to populate. So in reality, your all descendants of criminals. :D
Unsuspecting tourist: Here, can you hold my camera please?
Australian Criminal: Sure thing! (Runs for the hills)
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the country where you can retire after hitting the lottery, buying a boat, plane, a pimp jazzy, and letting carolyn do all your planning, and you can kick back and party every single day while you live forever
I am going to go to Turkey Hill, buy lottery tickets and a slushie, and after winning the lottery buy a plane and a boat, pimp out a jazzy, let carolyn do all my planning, move to australia, and party until forever because I will never die.
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We're upside down apparently .
REST OF WORLD: Yeah Australia is upside down.
AUSTRALIA (quietly) No we're not :(
MILLIONS of people die everyday from the Australia is upside down saying you can stop this by calling 555-555-555 or calling 13 10 60
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The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!
Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.
Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.
Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!
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A place where Indians and most other Asian people are at risk of being harmed.
Mum: Son, i don't want you to stay out too late ok? This neighbourhood is an Australia
Son: Yes Mum.
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Once a great country which is now totaly infested with bogans of all kinds, this sad occuracnce was brought on by the local sport known as AFL (AKA an excuse to cheer, get drunk, beat the shit out of people and assult women). due to the popularty of the sport and conformist human nature many people purposely became dummer to try and fit in with all the other morons who belive they are cool. although at first glance australia seems like a pretty cool place (and it is if youre on holiday) in reality it is a giant scum pit overwhelmed by racisim, voilence and just pure hatered. In america people get shot, in australia we were smart enough to ban guns the first time someone went on a rampage so instead people now get stabbed or Knifed. Not all people are bad in australia, just most of them, if you want examples of the good people you really have to look hard these days. if you want an example of the bad try looking in the MW2 online communtiy or every body who thumbs down this defenition.
want an example of how large the bogan population is, try everybody who defenied australia as a good country.
bogan: hey cunt what are looking at?
me(mumble): the reason I hate Australia so much.
bogan: what faggot, you dont like aussie!? well then hop on a boat a get the fuck outta my country!!
me:..... ...words cannot describe your stupidity.....
bogan: shut the fuck up cunt or ill smash ya fucken face in!
me: 3rd best counrty my ass...
bogan: (proceeds to punches me in the face multiple times leaving me on the ground bleeding from the mouth with a brocken nose and a concussion)
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the best f***ing country in the world. great surf, great climate, great people.
we aussies have funny accents and we speak too fast for americans.
"yeah! i'm an AUSSIE!! carn the crows!"
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