a jar of

a way to describe anything by inserting the subject after the term

did someone just open a jar of cold?

why don't you open a jar of shut the fuck up?

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a jar

when something is really funny and you can't stop laughing.

"remember when so-and-so did such-and such? THAT was a jar!

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jarring

Farting in a jar, closing it, and then opening and smelling it two weeks to a month later.

me and my friends all ate cheese and beans so we could go "jarring."

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Jarred

A male version of a small female dog.

dude, hes such a jarred.

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Jar-Jar Binks

Someone who talks shit that no one can understand, and is always the but of the joke. They are also very clumsy and somehow manage to get their tongue caught in everything.

Dude 1: Have you seen the new kid, Jerry?
Dude 2: Yeah, i have. Not to be offensive, but he is a jar-jar binks.

Jar Jar Lames

A combination of two names; both horrific; Jar Jar Binks and Lames (someone who's name is James, but is intensely lame). This is one of the most ultimate insults one can give to someone named James.

James, why are we going bowling? Stop being Jar Jar Lames.

Jar Jar Binks

THE MOST POWERFUL SITH LORD OF ALL TIME, responsible for the downfall of the Jedi, plunged the whole galaxy into darkness, got on Qui gon jinn's good side so that he could ruin everything, disappeared during the clone wars after losing a lightsaber duel to gonk droid

*the duel*

gonk droid: GONK?
jar jar: meesa darth jar jar and meesa will kill yousa and rule this galaxy
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: yousa will try

1 year later

gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: no yousa getting weak
gonk droid: *corscrew flips over jar jar and stabs him through the chest*
jar jar: what are yousa doing why are youse behind mees... *dies*
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: i hate you *burns*

anyone: Jar Jar Binks is the best sith lord ever
someone else: no he is
jar jar}: kills him

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