Number 15

Number 15 Burger KIng foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus.

Person ordering at Burger King : Can I get a number 15 please with a large root beer?
Me: DON'T GET IT!!!! THE LETTUCE HAS FOOT FUNGUS!! DON'T GET THE POP TOO!!! YOU"LL GET DIARRHEA

number 2

To excrete waste; take a shit.

"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."

540👍 86👎

Number 1

Yourself.

Always look out for number 1.

871👍 145👎

Grosjean Number

Palindromic, sequenced, or repeating numbers on odometers/trip meters.

Doug Grosjean, of IBMWR Presidential fame, has always been fascinated by palindromic or repeating number sequences as they rolled up on the odometer, frequently posting pictures of his speedometer as the odometer and trip meter lined up to make memorable numbers. Who doesn't remember cracking that first 100,000 miles on their vehicle?

While some number combinations are naturally occurring, the chances of other combinations self-occurring are remarkably slim and require preplanning by the watcher. This helps provide some level of interaction with the process, further improving the enjoyment achieved by people wanting to create their own Grosjean Numbers. Having multiple odometers helps improve the difficulty of creating multiple number combinations further decreasing boredom while on those long trips!

A friend's son attending Penn State explained the phenomenon to his math teachers, who quickly adopted Grosjean Numbers within examples of their class work.

Grosjean Number examples can be found on your speedometer

Odometer-/--Trip meter
0123456--/--789.0 => 01234567890
1234565--/--432.1
1111111--/--111.1
1000000--/--000.0

30👍 2👎

Number Neighbour

The person with 1 digit higher/lower than your phone number.

Ex. What’s up my number neighbour, i just beat my meat so hard i can’t feel my left leg.

48👍 5👎

number 1

to always be looking out and paying extra close attention to the wellbeing of ones self and not care about those around themselves

i see that tim blyth's (no vowel!) looking out for number 1 again i see

594👍 104👎

toking on a number

Smoking marijuana, toking on a joint

I was taking a trip out to L.A
Tooling along in my Chevrolet
Toking on a number and digging on the radio