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The beer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.
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Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.
Damn nigga you stink take a shower do something you need to wash dat ass
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Someone who takes a mad shit while cleaning themselves in the shower and then proceeds to play with it
Dave: "hey man what did you do today."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."
Like a regular shower, but with a cocktail. Could be at cocktail hour, or could be at 10 AM. A cocktail shower is appropriate at any time of day.
Friend 1: You seem happy today!
Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!
A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.
Clean sheets after an everything shower is heaven.
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a guy with a big schlong, but it doesnt get any bigger once erect.
"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"
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When one substitutes a real shower for washering their hair and or face in the sink and applying deodorant & cologne to cover up any preexisting odors.
I woke up late this morning and had to take a Ghetto Shower.
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