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a store located at the corner of the street common in all urban/ghetto areas across the U.S. Typically run by Arabs or Chinese, these stores sell all needs, including toiletries, food, drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic), and cigarettes. These products, with the exception of cigarettes, and some soda/pop are almost always non-brand name and for double to triple the price. Also a variety of narcotics can usually be purchased here on the outside of the store although not 'officially' part of the store. Most of these stores are held up often so many store owners now keep a 'piece' under the counter to fend off these thieves.
"Man, I'll talk to you later, I'm goin' to the corner store"
"Go to the corner store and pick up a roll of toilet paper"
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A convenience store that has odd hours, barely stocked shelves, and lousy staff. Often sells illegal DVDs.
I went to the Inconvenience Store but it's closed again.
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Slang for an apartment or dwelling, often in an urban environment, which is being used to facilitate the production of crystal meth.
"Yo, DeShawn just got some new kicks, did he get himself a job?" "Yeah, right, he's probably just working at the candy store again."
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A word to describe someone who pleases women at the expense of his masculinity. He will often be called gay, but that doesn't phase him as long as he gets attention. Hardware store is along the same lines as tool, tool bag, and tool shed, but to a much greater extreme.
The term hardware store within itself has two separate degrees of toolness. First is Home Depot, which is basically your average hardware store advertising how much wood it as. The second is known as Hechinger. Yes, Hechinger went out of business six years ago, but because it went out of business, women can walk right in and take whatever they desire. There is absolutely no hesitation.
Suzie: "Billy told me he dreams about penises. I laughed so hard and really wanted to have sex with him."
Jimmy: "Now, now, Suzie. Billy is clearly a hardware store."
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Holding a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.
"Why are you walking funny Ryan?"
"Ah, ya know, I've been storing a charge ever since I've got in the school bus this morning."
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The best name for a strip club.
Babe, I'm going to the grocery store.
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(Verb, To go to the store) Referring to the youtube video, "Going To The Store", where a claymation man seemingly has an epileptic fit whilst walking down the street, accompanied by a jaunty tune. If you say someone "Went to the store", it means they committed an act of insanity or clumsiness that results in people openly asking, "What the ACTUAL fuck, did I just see?"
"Dude, Mr. Goldsmith totally went to the store on us in metalwork last block."
"Hahaha, When you tripped, it looked like you were going to the store, bro!"
"You look like you're going to the store whenever you run, no offense"
"I know, I totally go to the store whenever I drink, I'm such a flail."
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