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When having anal sex with your partner you pull out a cross, you then proceed to peg yourself with the cross until your rectum swells due to damage. With your swollen rectum you make your partner suck on it. Whilst doing so you proceed to spunk on a bible and hit your partner with the spunk and bible whilst saying justice has been served. The God Has Blessed us all.
Jenna what happened to your face its all swollen.
Oh Felix and i tried the sacred inflation it was amazing.
Any self obsessed individual that jogs and wobbles in increasingly desperate attempts to create an illusion of fitness whilst shrouded in a layer of all concealing black lycra.
Regard mi bredren Simon; him gwan all The Inflatable Pig stylie..
The reduction in the meaningfulness and relevance of individual controversies as they are swallowed in a sea of other concurrent controversies and outrage. Comparable to economic inflation.
A symptom of the Internet age and the neverending cycle of overreaction, bitterness and hostility. It is not necessarily entirely a reflection of the proliferation of controversy over minor events, given that the news is also filled with many shocking events of great magnitude. The fact that it is easy to forget what mind-numbingly stupid thing Donald Trump said two weeks ago is also a symptom of outrage inflation.
We'll all soon forget that time Trump nearly declared war by mistake thanks to outrage inflation and the 24-hour news cycle.
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For Guys:
Embellishing sexual encounters in frequency or grandeur;
When someone fronts about a sexual experience or story;
Can also be used when a guy is trying to make a potentially loose girl seem like she's not, because he likes her. The rational is that all girls are getting sexed more than back in the day, relatively speaking a girl that has slept with 5 or 6 guys at the age of 26 is basically a virgin.
For Girls:
Usually involves sexual deflation. A downplaying of the lewdness or number of sexual encounters, in order to not seem like a total slut.
"He was trying to tell me he'd got with 8 shorties during this orgy at spring break, but with all the sexual inflation involved with spring break stories, I doubt any of it happened.";
-"My girl has probably been with about 4 guys i would think, 5 at most. And I can deal with that. I mean, in this day and age...."
-"haha. Totally, with sexual inflation and all"
"She says she's been with only 5 guys, but i'm guessing more like 8 to 10, if I factor in sexual deflation. "
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When someone inflates their belly by putting a tube in their anus. Then, they start to pump water into the tube to fill their stomach with water. This is a kink for some people.
Megan is so hot when she does anal inflation
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the act of sticking a balloon in the vagina and inflating by means of mouth or pump and then fucking her streatched out pussy
the circus clown caused some serious vaginal inflation last night with the bearded lady.
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An inflated ego is someone by the name of Quinton that consistently brags about games that "He" is slightly better then you which in turn, Fuels the heck out of their ego
Inflated Ego: Hey i got this new game, and i have been getting pretty good at it, Quinton: do you not play at least 15 hours of that a day ? Jesus your a nerd, get good scrub and maybe, just maybe you might just be as good as me.
"Im right, your wrong, get good scrub"
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