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When you or someone else insults someone in their head
Can be used while also saying something nice outloud
Timmy: Hey buddy I got the iphone 6+
Tommy: (thinking) why don't you shut the fuck up u faggot I'm bout to slap the tiny dick off you
Tommy: (saying) oh that's cool Timmy
Timmy: (thinking) the fuck did u just mental insult me u retarded meatball
a "blank insult" is the ultimate way to add extra punch to an insult
what you do is make up a random word that sounds like it's an insult, and when the victim asks what it is, you make up a definition that directly insults the person you're roasting
(slicer is the blank insult in this scenario)
guy 1: "you look like a retard"
guy 2: "you look like a fucking slicer"
guy 1: "wtf is a slicer"
guy 2: "a slicer is some 4 eyed short gay kid"
guy 1: "damn"
A compliment ruined by an insult
Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.
Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.
When someone tries to insult/comeback someone else, but it just makes them look retarded/immature instead.
Examples of Reverse Insults:
I know you are but what am I?
That's what your mom said last night.
Your face.
Any your mom joke.
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An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors
Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies
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The act of one person kicking someone in the balls after roasting him because of an insult
Person 1: Your dick is the size of a tic tac
Person 2: no wonder your mouth always smells so minty ! Enjoy the Insult Whammy! *kicks person 1 in balls*
Person 1: OWWW! MY BALLS!!
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