mental insult

When you or someone else insults someone in their head

Can be used while also saying something nice outloud

Timmy: Hey buddy I got the iphone 6+

Tommy: (thinking) why don't you shut the fuck up u faggot I'm bout to slap the tiny dick off you

Tommy: (saying) oh that's cool Timmy

Timmy: (thinking) the fuck did u just mental insult me u retarded meatball

Witty Insult

not "ur mom"

person A: "you're an idiot"
person b: *doesnt say "no ur mom", instead chooses to find a clever and unique comeback not said 50+ times a day by middle schoolers who spend all day jerking off to wattpad smut*
person a: "wow what a witty insult! you're so cool!"

Loaded insult

A compliment ruined by an insult

Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.

Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.

Reverse Insult

When someone tries to insult/comeback someone else, but it just makes them look retarded/immature instead.

Examples of Reverse Insults:

I know you are but what am I?

That's what your mom said last night.

Your face.

Any your mom joke.

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The ultimate insult

An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors

Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies

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Insult John

To take a poop.

You're in charge while I insult John.

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The Insult Whammy

The act of one person kicking someone in the balls after roasting him because of an insult

Person 1: Your dick is the size of a tic tac
Person 2: no wonder your mouth always smells so minty ! Enjoy the Insult Whammy! *kicks person 1 in balls*
Person 1: OWWW! MY BALLS!!

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