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The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.
Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"
a person who cannot stand the taste of honey, and throws up after consuming honey.
marina: omg I cant eat honey without throwing up!
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?
Intolerance: To force one's opinions on another. To not tolerate another view/practice/race/ideology/religion - To force others to conform to one's own view on this.
Intolerance refers not to disagreeing with someone (this is disagreement), nor disliking someone (regardless of the reason therefore), but to attempting to force one's own opinions or belief on them.
Bob: "I think I should be allowed be bat for my own team/be trans/the owner of an assault weapon/not part of the military through drafting/a meat eater/a vegan/allowed to disagree with anyone regarding their sexual preference/lack thereof/religion/lack thereof/beliefs in scientology/feminism/masculism/the illuminati. Furthermore I believe I have the right to associate with whom I please, both personally and professionally."
Bill: "You shouldn't, seeing as I hold a different view., and my will over you must be absolute. And I have a small peepee for which I seek to compensate"
Bob: "Well, we can agree to disagree then, except on the size of your genitals, of which I have no knowledge."
Bill: "No. I intend to agitate for my opinions regarding what you may and may not do to become law, and your not doing so must be punished by being locked in a cage for many years.
Bob: "Get fucked Bill, your intolerance makes you a bigot.
A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream
Selective lactose intolerance
Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
The body's lack of tolerance towards lacking toes. Extremely common.
Doctor: It appears that you have lack-toes intolerance.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE