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To lift weights; to engage in weight or strength training. To work out.
Hot chick at the gym: "OMG! You are so buff!!"
Buff Guy: "Ya babe, I pump iron."
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something that happens with irony.
it is ironic that i had sex at the same time my best friend did.
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The latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt. Invented 1997 in England, and had the first world Championships in Germany.
This guy gets bonus points for the style he showed during that Alpine section.
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A person indigenous to Northeastern Minnesota. These are a special breed of persons. Some extract iron ore from frozen rocky ground regardless of time or season. They cut holes in the ice and fish defiantly in the face of winter, and drink enormous amounts of beer because the drinking water is rust-colored and smells like dead fish. They are unsurpassed in their winter driving skills because the roadways are only ice-free 3 or 4 months out of the year. If you see one driving badly, they are doing it on purpose to annoy you because they don't personally know you or your Grandmother. School is almost NEVER canceled. In this place you can pump your gas FIRST, THEN go pay for it if you choose. Dishonesty on "The Range" typically ends in being treated like a deer or fish- in season of course. In the summer, the mosquitos are big enough to abduct a small child or steal your wallet. You will see people wearing t-shirts when there is still snow on the ground.
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).
Some goofy Iron Ranger stole my truck, then brought it back 2 hours later with a full tank and a six-pack dontcha know...
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Time spent in prison and not home
" I heard Gofio's on Iron Vacation Let's go raid his soon to be auctioned House"
A Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist.
Captain America:
Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away then what are you?
Iron Man:
A Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist.
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To be able to drink or eat whatever you want, with no worries about how it will affect your stomach.
I've never had food poisoning and have puked since I was a child thanks to my iron gut.