Bro-ism

A bro-ism is any variation of the word "bro." Usually beginning with bro and ending with some funny or clever suffix.

Examples of a bro-ism are:
broseph
brah
brologna
brocahantas
brosputin
brois and clark
the bronas bothers
brodonna
bro's crab shack
brocolli (not to be confused with brocolli the vegetable, different pronunciation)
brofessor
bromosexual
Tom Brokaw
Brobi wan kenobi
bro vs. wade
brocaine
broham
el bromino
the bromuda triangle
bro-cameral legislature
bronoculars
broack obama
and so on....

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Anti-ism

To become sick and tired of the war in beliefs between the theologies and the atheists and decide that neither side is right and are fighting over such unimportant stuff that they are all idiots

"You know what, I see these Christians, Muslims, Jews and Atheists all fighting over whether god exists or not that they are both wrong, because in the end, it just does not matter, anti-ism is the way for me."

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Farva-ism

A short story or limerick, void of any discernible beginning, middle, end, plot, moral, or characters that can be related to, thus breaking most of the rules of modern language. So named because the listener feels stupider afterwards, akin to "Farva" from the movie Super Troopers.

Guy 1: "Man, what was Mike going on about? Dolphin tuna in a supermarket or something?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I feel like killing myself after that Farva-ism"

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Royce-ism

The belief that Royce is an all powerful being sent from the heavens to cleanse the earth of evil. After he is done eating his ramen in a cup.

"I just realized that Royce-ism is something I want to join"

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Max-isms

Sayings and phrases made by the eccentric genius photographer, Maximillian Kalkman. go look at his pictures, they are gorgeous.

These are several examples of Max-isms.

"you're a dumbshit Mr. Mercedes!!"

"*BUUUURP* WTF?!! I DIDNT EAT ANY FRUITLOOPS!!!!"

"NOM NOM NOM, PAAAANDAAAAAA!!" (<--MIND YOU, HE DID THAT IN A CROWDED RESTAURANT.)

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Face-ism

A religion in which one beleives that face, the nick-jr. character, is god and will judge all after they die.

"In Face-ism, face judges you 'your going to hell, br br br brrrrrrr'."

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Er-ism

Noun
A Gundam Referance
A philosophical belief that Earth is sacred and mankind must leave it and live in space. This philosophical theroy is part of a larger theroy known as Contolism.
The philosophy was developed by philosopher turned policitican Zeon Zum Deikun.

Er-ism would have a long standing effect on the Earth-Sphere.

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