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Hamas attack on Israel

Yeah, I mean... It sounds like the Palestinians were being wildly oppressed by a Jewish ethno-state... I mean, 4 hours of electricity a day!?

Hym "Hey... Remember how I was all 'Hey, guys, if I'm going to be dehumanized and forced to live a life of privation there's no reason not to rape and murder a bunch of people?' You guy remember that? No? 'You get what you deserve?' Ringing any bells? It's fun to have the things I say validated by cause and effect over time. I probably could have told you that was going to happen, like...

If you've been reading this for a while... And you knew what was going on in the Gaza strip... The Hamas attack on Israel shouldn't be all that much of a surprise to you... I'm like a genius sociologists... And I told you that that would happen if you were doing the thing that was happening there, so.... Is that not the exact progression of events unfolding in the exact way I said they would unfold? You know what? I've crafted a little scene here. Hold on... I almost forgot... CORRECT AGAIN!!!"

Idiot 1 "Hey, man. You think dehumanizing and depriving people is gonna like... Make them want to rape and/or murder use?"

Idiot 2 "Nuh-uh! They're not going to do NOTHING (A thing my bitch ass brother actually said to me)!"

Hamas *Proceeds to do a hell of a lot more than nothing*

Hym "Which is why we should all be thankful I don't take myself as seriously as you all seem to take yourselves. So, in retrospect, which to you prefer? THIS or THAT? Did I do the wrong thing here? Nah, you love it. I was right. Thus was the CORRECT response. But unfortunately you're all not very amenable to reason and struggle to learn lessons. I blame a broad and general cognitive deficiency. So... Yeah... Correct again. Did you think for a second I wouldn't gloat? Did you watch the news and think 'Yeah, Hym knows better than to touch on THIS ONE, right guys?' Well... We can't all be right all the time. Only I can do that. And ONLY because I'm better than everyone."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023

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going alpha israel

Going into the zone becoming stronger and smarter than normally are becoming a alpha

Man we were playing football and Tony was going alpha Israel

by batis November 15, 2014

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Maldito seas estado de Israel

Epic phrase said by Chรกvez in 2010.

"Darling, my parents will come. Pls, don't speak about politicc"

*Parents arrive*

"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"

by SaquenmeDeLatinoamerica September 27, 2021

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Did you know that Israel?

A question that you ask someone purely to confuse them or make them look dumb.
Knowing that Israel is common knowledge, like knowing what 1 + 1 equals.

Person A: Did you know that Israel?
Person B: Uh... no?
Person A: Hah, idiot

by CutieFox9 October 17, 2022

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Israel

A religious ethnostate that americans like for some reason

Israel must stop the genocide NOW

by EKimLipse November 7, 2023

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Israel

A country that was terrorized by evil Palestinians AKA Hamas on October 7th 2023.

Did you know that Palestine kidnapped and killed over 1k people in Israel?

by ilikeorangesandbananas September 15, 2024

148๐Ÿ‘ 133๐Ÿ‘Ž


israel

someone who loves men.

i would never consider myself to be an israel. their mouths are just too dirty

by allhailL June 24, 2024

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