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Going into the zone becoming stronger and smarter than normally are becoming a alpha
Man we were playing football and Tony was going alpha Israel
Epic phrase said by Chávez in 2010.
"Darling, my parents will come. Pls, don't speak about politicc"
*Parents arrive*
"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"
A question that you ask someone purely to confuse them or make them look dumb.
Knowing that Israel is common knowledge, like knowing what 1 + 1 equals.
Person A: Did you know that Israel?
Person B: Uh... no?
Person A: Hah, idiot
An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
When someone is very generous toward you. Send their best people to help you when your country goes through natural disasters. Open their hospitals to you when you are sick, even if you are their enemy. Operate your brain tummor and cure you even though you are a terrorist .
He helped you find the way even though you beat him? You've been Israelized.
2 Countries that have been going to war Since 1948
When will Palestine & Israel stop
1. A country in the middle east. It rightfully belongs where it is because of the first jews settling in Canaan, where Israel is.
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh
Guy 1: I love Israel
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok
Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao
(Later…)
Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!