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A duxul Somali with no rights Isra got off the pirate ship 2 years ago and still acts as If shes a pirate with her barbaric ways of life
Omg I need to leave a Isra is coming!
Isra is a really energetic funny girl, she’s really really fashionable!! She’s the icon!! people loves how Isra’s vibe, people love how isra talk, her smile. generally when people first see Isra they thought she’s has a mean personality but probably she has a really warm heart but… if u try to play her in a bad way she would be the biggest snake, u should be scared sometimes :)))
Omg Did you see Isra’s new shoes?
-oh they’re so trendy thoo!!
-Ohw wait are u from Israel?
-girl noo😭😭
“Uhhh I love her Isra makes my day!!”
“I don’t know but I like her vibe a lot”
“She’s the moment”
“Dangg! Built like a model”
Someone who is very beautiful and clean hearted she loves to help people in their difficult times and would give her all. Also very honest and trust worthy Even though she can be goofy sometimes shes worth it
You need an Isra in your life
Money should never become the cornerstone of your life or define you as a person.- isra
A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada
I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.
Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.
Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
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The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.
Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"
Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"