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Cross Country is a hardcore sport but to most pussy ass football players we are just a bunch of homos on short shorts that have better cores (abs for all of you bros) then they do. We do not drink natty ice we drink Budweiser. We do not bang slam pieces because we bang hot skinny flexible chicks. We run 3.1 miles as fast as we can without a break. We do not make one play then sit on a bench until our heart rate is completely recovered. Put simply we kick ass, we do not grab ass (football). Oh and we run miles and miles a day. Not yards.
"Want to go play lax later?"
"No thanks, I run Cross COuntry, I'm straight."
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A phenomenon that occurs when you send an email to someone at the same time that they email you. Both of you then answer the other's emails and you go out of sync - creating two strands of conversation that occasionally cover the same ground.
Quite irritating, but not really much you can do about it other than wait for the other person to get both mails and think that you aren't replying anymore.
"Hi I think our emails are crossing again"
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"Sure I'm up for playing naked chess with you later"
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"Did you get my last email?"
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"Oh, are they?"
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"Naked what?"
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A Sims-like game released for the Nintendo Gamecube in 2002. It was a very good game game, except for the extra craptastic graphics. The graphics were bad because it was originally intended for Nintendo 64, but only in Japan. But after a while, you dont really notice how bad the graphics are, because the game is incredible. You can collect cool sets of furniture, run errands for townspeople, and write them letters. You can also catch fish and bugs. Originally named Animal Forest.
when you buy the game, it even comes with its own memory card!! hell yea!!
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To be drunk and high. This is the prefered method of getting faded for many.
I had five beers before lighting up a blunt then 4 more shots of Southern Comfort. I was hella cross faded.
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Cross Country is the hardest sport that anyone can participate in. To run a 5 k is like a short practice for us when everyone in america is fat as shit we runners know we r the coolest ppl around. Think about it wen u run a race u hav to balls right if cross country was easy they would call it football 3rd at states my friends 3rd at states
cross Country Kixs Ass Long live Pedro
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an action performed:
1) for luck.
2) to exclude oneself from the rules which would normally apply.
3) to imply that "we're like *that*", ie as close to each other as two crossed fingers
Can be represented by the emoticon (yn); apparently this pictorially resembles crossed fingers ...
1) fingers crossed for your driving test!
2) "It": Tagged you!
Taggee: No, you can't, cos my i've got my fingers crossed.
Ma: How could you lie to me, Johnny!?
Johnny: It wasn't really a lie, ma; I had my fingers crossed behind my back.
Cop: You're under arrest, Sonny Jim.
Boy: You can't arrest me, cos I had my fingers crossed when I burgled all those houses...
3) Mafioso: Me and the Don; we're like *that*
Other guy: (gulp)...
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Small tablets of amphetamine. Often sold in little bags of one hundred. Made with two crossed grooves pressed into the top of the tablet. Sometimes called 'beans'.
"I'm going to score some cross tops for the concert when I get paid."
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