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Ivan

Ivan is not what he seems. He will turn on you in an instant, for he only accepts what benefits himself. Many will approve of Ivan, but when you peel off his artificial personality you will see what really has been bestowed upon you. The average Ivan is male and gets what he wants through brute force. An Ivan may also use you. Ivan will use your natural sympathy against you. Because once you have been in trapped with his ability to make you feel bad for him, you will suddenly lose everything you had. The average Ivan has a good haircut and an oversized under chin. He will make it seem as though he is a piece of shit and when he gets you to acknowledge that you will never want to lose him.

“Woooooooow, this kid just told me that he has no friends and that he wants me to be his friend. Must be an Ivan.”

by Defined w January 03, 2018


Ivan

A hot guy, Alex arnot's brother. For more information see Alex Arnot

1. Wow, you are so good looking you must be Ivan, also known as Alex's brother

by Kerplunker45 August 15, 2004


Ivan

Ivan is a jerk kind of person. He may seem nice at the beginning but at the end he is a heartbreaker. He is a very smart person BUT not that handsome sometimes.

Yo your smart but mean. U are a Ivan

by MwahahahAhahahAHAHSHYDUCHSH December 01, 2019


Ivan

big dumb gay nerd who likes BOYS

¨hey man did you see Ivan today¨ ¨yes he was kissing boy¨

by commiehoe May 11, 2018


Ivan

Bad fortnite player that has a .3 kd. Has no game awareness and is married to Renee Wang.

Person 1: Hey do you know any bad fortnite players?
Person 2: Do you mean Ivan’s?
Person 1: Yes I do, my bad. Also, do you know who is married to Renee
Person 2: Yes, that would also be Ivan.

Person 1: Alright thanks!

by Jamesdchu13 July 19, 2019


Ivan

1. To act in a condescending manner towards "silly emotional" women
2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy trying to pick up that woman? What an ass!
Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan

by AliceNoNotThatAlice January 07, 2012


ivan

a boy who seasonally has long hair and doesnt like asian girls

"That's what I hate..people like Ivan."

by Ivanna January 27, 2005